r a i n & s k y

You know, that’s one of my favorite rude sayings.

Anyway, I was thinking. Surfing around today, I ran into a lot of mommy blogs. And I kept seeing phrases like “[...] live with my husband and our 3 beautiful children,” and “mother to 2 darling twins,” and “proud mother of 4 gorgeous girls”.

Why don’t parents ever write something like, “mother of 4 UGLY children” or “[...] live with my lazy, good-for-nothing husband, and 2 screeching brats”.

(￣▽￣)ノ＿彡☆バンバン！

…I amuse the hell out of myself.