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Wow! Only 31 May I ordered a stack of magazines from Amazon.jp and they got here today! That’s 4 days, counting the Sunday on which the order was placed. That’s insane! Normally it takes standard shipping stuff from Japan at least 5 business days.

All the magazines are so awesome. 松潤’s bit in with July ‘08 was…LOL, 松Dork. The first spread is him lying over on his side actually touching a slice of pizza, licking his lips, acting like he was eating it¹ Then there is a smaller pic on the left of him being pretty² with the pizza, and actually sticking it in his face³. The smaller pic below that one is of him demonstrating how to obtain a slice of strawberry cake without using any utensils⁴ , and the one below that is him with an icing-slathered strawberry in his mouth. Don’t worry. He managed to be a dork.

The other two pages are of him being emo in the dark outside somewhere. He’s all like “Boohoo! Look at me! I’m in the dark and I believe that I may not have enough money! Boohoohoo…” It’s okay Jun! There are plenty of teenaged girls willing to give you their money! They’ll throw it at you in such startling amounts that you’ll need a fleet of dumptrucks to cart it all off. Don’t sob all over those ¥90,000 clothes! </rich man mockery>⁵

Being half serious for half a moment,⁶ the first half of that photoshoot was dorkalicious, and he looks quite nice in the second half. ⁷

Idiocy Explained:

1. Which I have a good suspicion he probably wasn’t. Do people that anorexic skinny even LIKE food? [↩]
2. Which, in case you’ve been living under a rock, is one of the things he does best - being pretty, that is. [↩]
3. Again, I doubt he ate it. But if he did actually eat something, yay! Good for him!! But I’ll swear he is extremely anorexictoo skinny. *Polish grandmother impression* “You too skinny. Eat! Eat!!” *crams copious amounts of high-calorie American food in his face* </stupidity> [↩]
4. With his hand. LOL. DORK. [↩]
5. Ever since I bought the Magical Mystery Tour album, every time “Baby You’re a Rich Man” plays, I think of 嵐. But more of Aibaka when they get to the part about “keep all your money in a big brown bag inside a zoo.” [↩]
6. *GASP* [↩]
7. Even though the first page of the second part makes him look severely malnourished. </Polish overfeeding urges> [↩]